Bitch be glad she walked in.: Archive

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“Halloween is good because I can pretend I’m buying candy to give away.”

– Tina Fey (via ahugfromlordvoldemort)

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Every time someone moves a wheelie bin OH MY GOD IT’S THUNDER THERE’S A STORM YAY

Oct 29th

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"He lost weight and got ripped in 4 weeks"

I understand that these adverts aren’t believable most of the time but I just saw one where according to the before and after pictures he literally turned into Ryan Reynolds. In 4 weeks. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE TAKING AND CAN WE FEED IT TO EVERY MAN IN EXISTENCE.

Oct 29th

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“I like the rain before it falls. of course there is no such thing, she said....”

– Jonathan Coe (via misswallflower)

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Reblog if you've ever actually tried using a spell...

tenacitysuperbrains: If you haven’t, then you have no childhood.

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people need to stop being dicks

but I don’t have the backbone to tell them this like do I just go up to them and be like HEY I WROTE A SONG FOR YOU IT’S CALLED ‘I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU’RE CONSISTENTLY SUCH A DICK’ YOU WANNA HEAR IT?’ but even then I’d probably actually have to sing it to get the message across and I can’t sing so that would be bad.

Oct 26th

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