November 2011
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imalsoaunicorn-maybeabicorn: hey guys can I have a hug too hey guys remember when I sang I kissed a girl so do you know when im going to get another line hey guys im still here hey guys
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Let's be clear here, singing 'Girls just wanna...
ducksinthehat: diannasarfatis: ducksinthehat: Even if you make it extra slow, Glee, please. this is what we call people who will do anything to make glee look bad are you kidding me are you even fucking kidding me I don’t need to do anything to make Glee look bad. Lately Glee’s been doing that better than I could ever manage.
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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collidingkiss: do you ever just have moments when you look at your professor and realize you have no fucking idea what they’re talking about
Nov 29th
tumblr disappeared from my google chrome most visited new tab page thing. is this my internets way of telling me to quit?
Nov 27th
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aplacecalled-wonderland: crazierthanme: theprincessdiana: lesbian lesbian lesbian i bet debbie experimented probably a closet butch lesbian mega lesbian i can’t even.
Nov 27th
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unlikely-course: ohhicas: homopotamus: thepiraticalstark: teenagedreamsandlovelythings: rapunzelda: marielikestodraw: thenizu: willowmansdaughter: alexmerry: Ian McKellen should be the voice of everything ever. Probably the single most badass thing about this is that he doesn’t crack himself the fuck up. Not so much as a single traitorous, unbidden upturn in the corner of his...
Nov 27th
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I think my vocabulary melted over the summer. How do you words?
Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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That really sad moment when you lean into kiss...
Nov 26th
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Is it wrong that I don’t care that I’m getting no work done because I have absolutely no doubts about my exceptional ability to pull something fabulous out of my arse at the last minute.
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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mysecondhomeishere: There was that one time that Rachel Berry fell in love with a ghost who just so happened to be named Quinn Fabray and it was kind of heartbreaking, really. The video for the story Deus Ex Machina. Or read it on FF.net here.
Nov 26th
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Ugh I stayed up all day and did nothing and then drank like 5 cups of coffee to make myself want to get work done but I’ve done shit all because I can’t prioritise and then things I need to do first are so fucking boring that I just can’t be arsed
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Tissue carton art →
the-absolute-best-posts:
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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That one blog you follow who you know will be...
and you’ll be spamming their ask box anonymously asking for survival tips.
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Crushing vs. Liking
l0ve-gianne: “Crushing”- Saying you have a crush on them because they’re cute, don’t really know them; safe “Liking”- Developed feelings over time, talks every day and night; unsafe
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Amazon - Hilarious Pepper Spray reviews →
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Julie Andrews not approving of things
myyesterdayswalkwithme: theweakender:
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Nov 22nd
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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