August 2011
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Last night in this stupid muggle world.
Heading to Hogwarts tomorrow.
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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sometimes you just need to lie facedown on the floor
Aug 31st
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Interviewer: You recently posed for Maxim. Did you have any hesitations about doing such a sexy shoot?
Naya: I literally dove in headfirst. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, so when the opportunity came, I was like, “Yes, I will absolutely put down this potato chip bag and get ready.”
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas
staygrizzly: seni0rskipday: This is amazing, lol.
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
Me: Ok
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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mirror: wow you look gr8 today
camera: lol jk
Aug 29th
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ListenArtist: Young Love Song: Close Your Eyes Half my...
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Let me tell you something about Irene. We were...
tenacitysuperbrains: alwaysanoriginal: tomtomchipchip: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ROFLLLLL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I CAN’T BREATH WHAT IS FUCKING AIR I’M SCREAMING
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Whenever I read the word ‘Missouri’ I start singing Misery by Maroon 5 in my head. I AM IN MIIIISSOURI THERE AIN’T NOBODY THAT CAN COMFORT ME. OH YEAH. 
Aug 27th
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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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French people having "Post-It Wars" with workers...
accio-frappuccino: Here’s a (French) video: http://youtu.be/ORyPEFZYAVI
Aug 27th
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I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...
Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT GLEE IN THE DVD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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I got 99 problems and Brittana not being together...
Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Having a blog that's so unquality not even...
Not even a message in my askbox offering nude pictures of their grey-faced non-existent selves :(
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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I get the impression One Direction are only...
I’m from England and I can’t even remember why they’re famous or what they’ve done since people started knowing who they were.
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 24th
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WatchWatch
kurt-santana: roastedtwinkie: NEW SEASON PROMO!!!!! OMG SCREAAAMS WE GOT THE BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Okay it’s been about 9 years since I watched season 4 of Buffy and I still can’t get over how much of a complete arsehole Parker Abrams was. 
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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I want Rachel to send all the new glee members to...
savestheworldalot: mysinshauntme: accio-berry: xentropy: sheizaminelli: marshmallowhobo: teadalek:
Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Something you should know.
hanthelion: lolsaywhat-: winstxn: 696666699996699996666669666666­96666 696666996669966699666669666666­96666 696666699666666996666669666666­96666 696666669966669966666669666666­96666 696666666996699666666666966669­66666 696666666669966666666666699996­66666 1. Highlight All The Numbers 2. Press Ctrl+F 3. Press 9
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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After she had her children, Ginny visited...
dos235: When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Fun fact: the noise I make when I cut my leg...
My knee is a blood fountain.
Aug 21st