January 2012
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theandersonhummelshow:
So what’s your boyfriends name?
I bet all the boys at school have been chasing after you
The boys are all fighting over you, right?
Get asked out by any cute boys this year?
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My Fellow Tumblrers:
jawnwatsons:
anoncentral:
Consider this your call to action.
I know that we all love this site as an expression of our individuality, but the fact of the matter is, we are under attack. And what we do is distracting us from that fact.
The American government now has all the records from Megaupload’s servers. Do you know what that means for you? That means that if you have ever used...
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Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place...
– Judith Thurman
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ducksinthehat:
weaseltotheface:
susabei:
didneyworl-no-uta:
yay9000:
kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
gods
THERE GOES YOUR GRADE
I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING THIS HARD.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I’D GIVE YOU AN A+
I want to recruit you for my Power Rangers.
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The awkward moment when Mike from customer service...
Dammit Mike, the fuck did you do!?
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I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
sirlestrange:
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Ducks in the hat: First Day of Classes →
welcometoinnsmouth:
schmessicaa:
>Taking course with identical twin sister
>Despite best efforts to remain as individual as possible, we still look very similar, same haircuts, same brand of laptop, etc
>Teacher does role call
>Says our names
>Looks at us and asks if we’ve met…
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cosmo tip #153
expertcosmotips:
become his penis
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We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
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Couldn't Save My Immoral Soul: Uh just so you guys... →
tearoutmyinsides:
MegaUpload - Closed. FileServe - Closing, does not sell premium. FileJungle - Deleting files. Locked in the U.S.. UploadStation - Locked in the U.S.. FileSonic - the news is arbitrary (under FBI investigation). VideoBB - Closed! Will disappear soon. Uploaded - Banned…
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It happens when a father realizes he doesn’t just love his daughter, but also...
– President Barack Obama (via mszabini)
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What I wouldn’t give for celibate housemates.
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IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT...
idwalktoyou:
castleoflions:
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
“Oh my god, the Brittana fandom just whipped razorblades from their HAIR.”
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE COMMENT
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Okay exam in 4 hours and then another in 4 days so back to revision
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And then my ovaries burst and I died →
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Let's dedicate 72 minutes of silence to megaupload
heysammy:
godtiermomlalonde:
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
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Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...
– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity. (via starsgowaltzing)
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what