How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
swagevans: Quinn why are you looking at your friend like you want to eat her quinn that’s a sensual ass hug quinn ? what is that eye sex quinn what is that toungue action quinn das gay
me: i need to lose weight
me: is that a cake
George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What that is dumb...
santanahoney: *in the car with my mother* *Me Against the Music starts to play* Naya: Hey Brittany Heather: are you ready? Naya: uh-huh are you? Heather: ooooh Mum: are they getting ready to sing or have sex?
When she was nine, Lawrence was in a church play based on the Book of Jonah. She...– Rolling Stone (via scarletalphabet)
teacher: paper due on the 30th of march
me, beginning of march: i have time *checks tumblr*
mid-march: i have time *checks tumblr*
30th of march: OH GOD WHAT IS THIS HOW DO YOU GRAMMAR WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR AN EXTENSION
teacher: due to the strike the deadline has been extended to the 1st of april
me: awesome, i can take today off! *checks tumblr*
aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...
klexquisite: agronsy: marlak: Steve Carell watches & reacts to Rachel saying “yes” Still funny. Oh yes, perfection. I was looking for it.
Couldn't Save My Immoral Soul: conversationparade:... →
conversationparade: oh my fucking god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look…
hopingly: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i’m already naming our children and i’m already coordinating the colours of our wedding and i picked out a house for us in the city so call me maybe
butterflysugarbaby: Rhino’s are beautiful animals, if anyone else is also passionate about animals or just don’t want to see them die out, please sign this and reblog! http://www.avaaz.org/en/save_rhinos/
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
uglys0ul: EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS AND REBLOG THIS!
uuuh, so i just checked my camera without the SIM...