I was going to make a list of basic features the tumblr app doesn’t have and desperately needs, but I can’t make bullet points on the tumblr app.
“Show me again, Sophia Grace.”
“Okay, Rosie… See, when I sing ‘badoom, boom, boom, badoom boos bass’ that is your cue to start waving your arms around…. But, when I yell ‘He got that super bass!’ I want you to jump up and down, okay? Oh god, Ellen is going to f*cking LOVE this.”
Two Young Girls at the Piano, Auguste Renoir, 1892
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
2 Broke Girls 1x09, “And the Really Petty Cash”